Sunday, September 28, 2008

I’m With Stupid

Today is Ask a Stupid Question Day. Really, you can look it up! Ask away – this is your chance. Anything, no matter how dumb - today’s the day! Whatever has been nagging at you, find someone to ask.

Here are some things I’d like to know:

*Is Tweety bird a boy or a girl? (Well? Do you know? I’m taking a poll, look to the right. Make sure you give your answer!)
*How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
*If “bra” is singular, why is “panties” plural?
*Why is there Braille on drive-up ATM’s?
*Can I ask you a question? (I think this is my favorite!)

So go ahead. You can ask anything – start it like this: “This might sound stupid, but…” Leave a comment on this post and ask your stupid question you'd like to know an answer for. (Maybe someone can come up with an answer!)

Now if someone can just tell me why hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns come in packages of 8…

As Forrest Gump says, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

3 comments:

Maureen said...

This is hilarious. I lead with "Can I ask you a question?" each time I come over to see you guys--and it probably won't stop either! Habit!

Anonymous said...

This might sound stupid, but...why is Dexter of Dexter's Laboratory the only one in his family with a French accent?

Erica said...

My favorite is when people ask me, "Do you work here?" No - I just wear a name badge for funsies. Really.